I want the relationship to start in September and end in March. I want to be in love and go on picnics with him and drink hot apple cider on a quilt on top of the dead leaves and I want to carve pumpkins with him and I want to make smores with him around a campfire and have sex before falling asleep under the stars and I want to fall back into a GIANT pile of leaves and kiss him and laugh and be happy. I want to walk down Main Street hand in hand, bundled up in our coats and scarves, our cheeks flushed from the cold while we window shop before we take refuge in a cozy coffee shop and I want to curl up with him in a blanket and drink hot chocolate and read books together while it snows outside and I want to build a quirky snowman with him and then go inside to eat a grilled cheese and tomato soup and I want to open presents together on Christmas Eve and I want to go to a New Years party with him and kiss him when the ball drops and I want to have a boyfriend for Valentine’s Day and go on a romantic date and get roses and sex, reeaaally really good sex. Then come March, I want it to be over. Not horribly over, just over. He moves away or something. That way I’ll have had the perfect Fall/Winter (the two times of year that already make me so happy it makes my heart hurt) with the perfect guy without a bad break up tainting the memories. That’s all I want.
I find Middle Eastern guys ridiculously attractive. I’m not talking about the Guido-esque ones with the spikey hair and the asshole attitudes. I’m talking about the shy, nerdy ones with bed head, stubble, endearingly crooked smiles, and an affinity for soccer (I’m sorry, ‘football’) and sweet GOD let them have a slight accent. Like, Asians are cute, Italians are nice, Spaniards are fun to look at, too, but Middle Eastern men are right up there on my list with Irishmen and Scotsmen. Don’t know why. Just are.
Spying+on+strangers GO TO THE BOTTOM
Seriously though, I’m still laughing at this. I’m having way too much fun on Omegle tonight.
Everyone who reblogs this, and I mean EVERYONE. Will get a quote from Hunger Games, The Mortal Instruments, Divergent, Harry Potter, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The Infernal Devices, or The Fault in our Stars. I don’t care how long it takes.
These are my people.
This has been the best convo all night